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Bruh, your boyfriend is immature as hell. He’s a doctor, he has seen millions of asses daily, I highly doubt he’s gonna get all hot and bothered by just another female ass when giving shots down there is part of his literal job. Have a talk with your boyfriend and tell him he’s acting paranoid. Try to work it out if you can but, this doesn�......   2 reply
18 04,2021
So we all meeting in real life cause…   reply
17 07,2021
about question
How to become an official mangago user;ヾ(☆▽☆) 1.) Wake up 2.) Check you bell for any updated manga and read 3.) when you have finished reading look at the Discussions section to pass time 4.) Observe the race war, fujoshi debate, as well as the weird fucked up stories that get posted by people who either wanna start shit, have a screw or ......   reply
10 06,2021
Is this in some foreign language, or am I having a stroke?   3 reply
07 04,2021
Being a Dream stan and stan just in general, is really obsessive and unhealthy. Most of y’all are crazy af.   2 reply
29 06,2021
I’m bi too I don’t get why the hell people say this. We’re Literally in the first 3 damn letters of LGBTQ+. Man, it just makes no sense.   reply
18 05,2021
about have sex
1. Constantly lewding things is starting to get real annoying since some people are starting to make that their whole personality. 2. Loli sand shotas, while not technically illegal, are still kinda really gross. The character can be fictional and actually a 1000 year old vampire chick who was cursed to look prepubescent all y’all want. It still......   reply
28 05,2021
This isn’t really a misunderstanding, but I used to eat McDonald’s paper wrapping when I was done with my burger cause I thought they tasted good. 90% of the time when I was done with my food I would add ketchup to the paper and devour it whole like the weird little kid I was   2 reply
06 07,2021
about lmao
If course it’s another stupid ass trend from fucking Tik tok. Man, please do stay safe out there y’all. Imma give y’all some tips; -Remember not to leave your drink unattended for ANY amount of time and if you do, make sure it’s with a VERY close friend or get another drink. -If you still wanna try to test the drink (I HIGHLY recommend you......   1 reply
18 04,2021
about question
Saving up money to move out. Anyone wanna donate   3 reply
07 07,2021
Grasshopper
12 07,2021
Why do ya’ll n’wahs feel the primitive urge to post shit like this? I’m taking away all ya’lls cellphone privileges if I see one more goddamn post like this   reply
12 07,2021
about question
He’s gonna distract him by ripping the poor man’s spine out his ass   reply
14 06,2021
Fucking doravmon   2 reply
13 07,2021
about lmao
Mainly old nostalgic shit like “Hey Soul Sister” by Train, “Dancing Queen by Abba, “Viva la Vida” by Coldplay and “Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry. I remember listening to them on cheap wire earplugs, on rainy nights when the Sims 3 was still hot. Also, some songs that hit different depending on the time of day are “My Time” by Bo En......   reply
16 04,2021
Man this kinda hit different when 6 finals tryna whoop ya ass   1 reply
18 05,2021
Grasshopper
20 06,2021
I didn’t make it on the program cause it’s broke for me, but here something was workin on a while back   reply
20 06,2021
If anyone of you ugly ass, sweaty ass, need to sign up for Doctor pimple popper ass, hoes touch my candy after licking your greasy ass fingers, I’m be honest, I ain’t afraid to snatch off wigs and break bones.   1 reply
07 07,2021
about question
That fucking short story and “Achilles come down,” always get me grounded back to reality when I feel like not existing anymore. Both of them remind me that no matter shitty times get, there is still possibly a better tomorrow and if I end it all now I’ll regret it maybe.   reply
12 06,2021