Shallow's question (8)

Have you ever been thinking how your moan sounds like ? For me , a VIRGIN single ass i always wondered how i sound like . But I'm too embarrassed to try it alone . So i wanna know how do i moan ?

so I'm such a yaoi-maniac . And most of the ukes , like haebom and Dong-gyun fucking have hot ases . Even though it's just drawing, it makes me jealous and horny. So I searched on Wikipedia how to get a nice ass and all I found was doing squat and drinking water. So I've been putting oil and massage it every day since a month and use body cream at night . Now it's smoother than my face . But the problem is that it doesn't turn me on . So why the fuck did I do all of that ?? Plz help me!!

Hey guys . I've been searching mangas to read when I found out that I already read a lot of it ( over 8000 ) and I think I read all the good ones . So I was thinking of reading books that similar to mangas and could turn into ones ( like....not those positive books or boring love novels)
So I really need recommendations if you could help (〜￣△￣)〜 thx in advance

So I have this best friend who I can talk with about bl and porn . He is pure and doesn't really watch any lewd stuff , but he keeps up with me even tho he is not into it . The thing is , that recently I keep having wet dreams about him , it started 4 months ago but recently it's happening every night. Idon't know if I'm gay and I hope I'm not cuz I don't wanna love me best friend who trusts me . If he finds out he will hate me cuz I'm dirty . Plz how could I get him out of my head and is it because of the bl or do I really like him ?

What do i do ? I'm just really lost . I live as a normal person . And everyone thinks I'm smart and an angel. Even my crush. But the truth is I'm a real pervert . Nobody knows that i steal condoms from my parents room to play with my ass . Nobody knows that i watch hyperventilation every night before going to bed as if it's twinkle twinkle little star . Nobody also knows that during bio class i watch my teacher's nipples being through-seen his shirt (they look cute though) . My crush confessed to me but I'm scared to date him cuz if he knows the real me he will hate me . I'm lost ╥﹏╥

Have u ever thought about the possibility of being something that a banana uses to masturpait? U all heard about karma right? I believe in karma but I'm scared. I don't want the banana to stik me in it's hole

I had a lot of trouble cuz of yaoi . For example it's always on my mind and it makes me try doing things with my ass . And i once stayed up till 5am reading yaoi and then fell asleep and didn't woke up tell afternoon , at that day I had a final exam, and yeah ...I failed .
And i once forgot to close the manga site (it was a sex scene) and I gave my phone to my classmates to search something and they saw it . I think I'm addicted and I sure have to fix that!!

when I read yaoi I become horny
and try to do as them by shoving things up my ass but it was hard to pull them out so it wasn't enjoyable. I tried playing with my nipples but i didn't feel anything ... teach me how to be good at self-sex plz