He would gaslight me and the judge and everyone and then steal all our money before putting the blame in the judge and screwing me over like the cute little golden trash he is 2 reply
Getting out illegally since he's a hitman... but also there is a high possibility he has an alter ego as the world's greatest lawyer so he might get me out of there with more than when I came in lmao.
also he'd be a literal baby on a small baby pedestal...
edit: also I love this question reply
MARITO FROM BUCCHIGIRI
I AM BEYOND FUCKED!!!! THIS MAN HAS A TENDENCY TO FIGHT, HE PROBABLY GONNA THREATEN THE JUDGE AND THEN MAKE ME CHALLENGE THEM TO FIGHT >.< IM GETTING EXECUTED HANDS DOWN. AND KNOWING HIM ITS GONNA GO IN THIS ORDER
1. HE KICK MY ASS
2. FORCE ME TO CHALLENGE THE JUDGE
3. GET SENTENCED TO DEATH FOR TRYING TO FIGHT THE JUDGE
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you know i think i might actualy be fine with how smart my cinnamon roll is with all his note books and analysis , because despite the fact that they never really went into it in great detail in the show , near the beginning we saw a lot of intelligence and we saw some of it carry through even if it seemingly disappears at times .... Anyways but re...... reply
