Are you a toaster cuz I want to get in the bath with u
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home!
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Are you a fridge? Because I would love to open u up ;)
I know we’re not food but I would love to put my hotdog in your buns;)
Are you a banana? Because I could peel u open right up....
Maybe you’re chocolate cause you melt in my mouthh....;,)
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