Oh Mangago, dear land of the horniness, lend me your thy strength to summon the horniest person in your thy land, using this weird ass ritual that looks like theyre moaning or shit, for shalt thou they'll lend me their strength by being fucked or fucking me, may our semen be combined together, breathes into one,bodies turned into whole and our horn...... 2 reply
Putting $100 bucks in a circle before playing one of those 21st century humor videos on repeat...
Also, wouldn't this technically make me prostitute because they're paying me to show up and i have to do whatever? Oh well... reply
You draw your usual demon summoning pentagon with chalk, then do the basics. The virgin's or goat's blood, sidenote if its goat's blood there will be a significant decrease in my chances of showing up so get yourself some of your own blood ya damned virgin, and candles surrounding said pentagon. Next, you schlap, and I mean s c h l a p, a thousand ...... reply
Put a big bowl of cheese flavored french fries and a big charamel cake then put standees of the 7 demon brothers, a demon prince, a demon butler, a child angel, an (un)holy angel, and a suspicious human sorcerer from Devildom in a summoning circle while singing sinful indulgence ofcourse and just chant the word "OBEY ME" while holding atleast 3 UR+...... reply