"santa please cum to me tonite and give me a big surprise but not my brother"
i know this one specifically bc my brother wouldnt stop laughing after he saw it in our old textbooks reply
i remember when i was around 10 years old, we were learning science and i would always proudly yell "orgasm" WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "ORGANISM" and the students didn't even say anything and agree with me cuz we all didn't know what that word meant reply
To be fair. English has to be the most confusing damn spelling ive ever seen. Billingual here. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
Johnny is reading a book
You say read as 'reed'
bUt when its pAst TEnSe
Johhny read a book
You say 'red' but its still spelt the same.
NEVER HAVE I BEEN MORE FRUST- reply
I remember I used to be triggered with the words ending with -sion,-shion, -tion and -cion because of how similar they sound so I would play eenie meenie minie moe for which ones like decicion, fracsion or suspition reply