I fought the shower water because it wouldn’t turn hot-
& I don’t even remember this but when I was young I washed the toilet seat with my dads toothbrush and baking soda- ( ̄ε(# ̄)Σ reply
I stole 1000 from a random wallet in my house and brought it to school. Some ppl in my class found out and wanted me to buy them food too. I agreed, we went to the canteen and the lady was shocked that I had that much money on me but gave us the food anyways. There was A LOT of change. While going back to my classroom I suddenly felt nervous so I d...... reply
I was going to slip in the shower and one hand tried to grab air and the other tried to grab water and yoU cAn't BeliEvE wHat haPpeNed i feLl. WELL OFC I WAS GOING TO FALL WHAT DID I EXPECT. This other time it was the morning and I woke up to get ready for school and I was so tired because I was reading yaoi till 1 in the morning and had to wake up...... reply
Missed to drop the concentrated sulfuric acid in the test tube and fell into my hand instead...
This mark reminded me of how clumsy I could get.. reply
i was eating yogurt and then after i was finished i put the spoon in the trash and the yogurt container in the sink like a dumbass, i have did this countless times reply
One time I was actually high. Was at the local park with neighborhood friends and there’s this giant 40ft storage crate that sits in the field and we usually climbed on top of it when we hung out. Was getting ready to leave and literally walked right off of it without climbing down and fell from like 12ft. reply
thinking that the moon was following me when i was a kid so i started running while looking at it to check if it was chasing me but i ended up bumping into a pole reply