whats the best darkest joke you know?

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.   1 reply

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.... The librarian said "Fuck off you won't bring it back" I- IM SO SORRY   reply

''I have fish that can break dance! only for 20 second though and only once.'' '' dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it'' ''why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where the home is.'' ''-Mommy! I found grandma!' -Oh Johny, I told to not dig in the garden!'' I'm so sorry. Forgive me-   reply