Make up an excuse when you missed class

im so terrified of my teachers that ive never missed class   reply

I was hungry bitch   reply

Play this on your laptop full screen and send the picture to your teacher no need to thank me   2 reply

my fish was using my laptop   1 reply

My computer was on fire and I was busy trying to put it out   reply

Uhh a dinosaur ate my laptop.   1 reply

I can't relate because my teacher doesn't give a shit, you can graduate, you can drop out, you can kill yourself, you can pick somebody ass, and you can just don't do anything, they don't care. Welcome to collage.   1 reply