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Grapes
I got a fucking grape stuck up my asshole I am currently on the toilet trying to push it out but it won’t come out I’m thinking of putting oil in my butthole to make it come out but I don’t know if thats healthy I could really use some advise ╥﹏╥
so here's what you should do:
1. get on your knees
2. put your hands together
3. close your eyes
4. pray for God's forgiveness
optional:
5. if symptoms persist, consult your priest. church is free. transportation may be a factor to be considered but it's a small price to pay for the sins you have committed you insolent buffoon, offering your bod...... reply
