The Greek's Pregnant Cinderella
If that dude was any dumber, he’d qualify for the Guinness Book of World Records. “I’m so in love with her that I boinked her all night long and I’m so happy I found you again. What…You’re pregnant? Why you filthy, scheming, gold-digging slut. I hate you.” Is an understanding of cause and effect left out of the makeup of every Harlequin ML? Also, what kind of "Elite, High Class Gentleman" confides in his bud that he only got married since his [now] wife got pregnant. That is so incredibly coarse and paints him as having all the class and panache of a drunken trailer park denizen. Michelle may be smart, but her MLs ain’t.
Sleeping Partners
Wow! Was the ML constitutionally incapable of being sincere? He was also as freaking stupid as it gets. He falls right into his mother’s revenge trap, marrying her co-conspirator “since people recommended it.” He obviously had a lot of trauma, the latter part of which was in great part due to his own stupidity. It doesn’t excuse the fact that he was busting himself in an all out effort to seduce a girl who loves him and for whom he has no desire at the time to return her love. Psychologically, this dude was a hot, wet mess. My father was right on point when he said that one should never go to bed with someone who has more problems than you do. It’s similar to what Mark Twain said about arguing with the ignorant: they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you to death with experience. On another note: what the hell is it with all these female friends and relatives pushing a girl into dating 24 and 7. Girls: date if you want, don’t if you’re not interested, and tell these nosey Parkers to blow it out their barracks bags!
Her Stand-In Groom
Dude knows his cousin inside and out, and what a liar and manipulator of people he is, and yet he falls into his trap like it's cool. Get a brain bro. Also, if I had been the one that the cousin said that crap to, he wouldn't be able to walk for a while, and children would run away from what used to be his face.
Sudden Fire
Wow... Little Simon really sucked. He would do or say whatever he wanted at that particular time, no matter who it involved or what he had promised. A touch of sociopathy and a total lack of maturity. He was nothing more than a manipulator with an inferiority complex, and to him, people were just something to use. The ML, well, he was more than a little stupid. He does the unsheathed act with her, and yet it never occurs to his little pea-brain that he might have been the one who got her pregnant. He just goes ahead and believes Envious Casca like he's spouting gospel. After all the two of them put the FL through, when he showed up on her doorstep after two years, she should have told him to get lost and stay lost.
Fiancee for One Night
Dude: if you have that kind of trauma, you go and get professional help. If you don't want to do that and you need to get laid regularly, you find women who understand one night stands; you don't seduce naive virgins.
The Petrelli Heir
Dude’s a couple of cans short of a six pack. “I hate love and will never love anyone, but you, you evil whore, took my daughter away from me.” That REALLY sounded mega-stupid to me.
Tempting Kate