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UTD. Read v03 c56 (read 19.5, 19.6, 0, 0.4, 0.5, 20, 21, 21.5, [...] 35.5, +BLCD 2 bonus bklt, etc). I love this so much but the chapters are too short alas!

Read complete (read 11.1 chapters). 5 full penetrative sex scenes (first time c02; 2nd c07 seme makes love to uke in bed; 3rd c09 hot hot fuck clothed with seme from behind Fucktalking about filling uke’s ass up after eating out his uke; 4th c10 naked in the shower I’m behind and then the front; 5th c11 after seme ate uke out from the back then naked with uke on top and then seme pounding into uke from the front). SEMESOINLUST & SEMESOINLOVE! Uke/SemePOV. Narikawa Kousuke x Yanai Ryouto. College students. Most handsome Number 1 x Most Handsome Number 2. Beauty pageant winner x runner-up. Straight x straight. Handsome seme. Gorgeous seme. Stunning seme. Hot seme. Popular seme. Cool seme. Stoic seme. Serious seme. Sullen seme. Loner seme. Antisocial seme. Brooding seme. Expressionless seme. Blunt seme. Not good expressing himself seme. Pro snowboarder Seme (even has a license and does tricks and was featured on snowboarding magazines). Same height (almost, seme is a wee bit taller but has much broader shoulders and athletic build than uke). Unrequited love seme. Onesided love seme. Longtime onesided secret love seme (3 years). Desperate seme (for uke and to be close to uke finding any way to get close to someone who is obviously trying to avoid him). Antisocial seme. Masturbating seme. Horny seme. Implied and depicted masturbation seme (admits jerking off to uke by watching their college beauty pageant DVD and after the fact with used tissues and getting hard-on watching uke on DVD). Amorous seme. Touchy feely seme. Aggressive seme. Jealous seme. RIMMING 2X (c9 & 11). Erection seme (tenting trousers cock straining while giving uke rimjob). Tall x tall. 5’11 x 5’10. Handsome uke. Pretty uke. Popular uke. Playboy uke. Excitable uke. Tsundere uke. Persistent uke. Onesided rivalry uke. Uke is popular with girls but seme always steals the spotlight scenario. Girls keep flocking effortlessly to seme and uke resents that and starts hating seme. Onesided rivalry with seme stems from the fact that seme is effortlessly cool, manly and gets all the girls. Seme goes to every mixer uke goes to, hmm, lol. There’s some pretty funny moments where lol’ed because of seme’s stoic-ness and lack of expressions but acting hilarious hahaha. This line from seme got me so shook (when he started his bewildering unrequited love and started masturbating to uke not understanding why): “Ryouto always seemed pissed when he looked at me... But laughed and had fun with the other guys. I went to those parties and did nothing... Just... stared at... the smiles Ryouto wouldn’t ever give me.” UGH MY HEARTTT. OMG, sexy beastly guiltless seme who’s so desperate for uke and in lust with uke that he jerks off to uke’s drunk sleeping form in a public bathroom during a mixer (c5.5). Hurt and misunderstandings ensue due to seme having the chance to train snowboarding in Canada. Canada seems to be a big plot point in this story, yay! Seme finally agrees to go after uke makes him not miss the chance. Rimming omg yes (chapter 9)! Usually condom sex became bareback creampie with seme fucktalking about uke feeling good from his licking (rimming), how good uke’s ass feels and how he’s gonna fill up uke’s ass (chapter 9), damn that’s hot! Whole thing kinda happened too fast for me. In that kissing and touching happened in the first chapter from being “enemies” (uke’s mind) to tolerable and suddenly seme kisses him to get some of the chapstick on uke’s lips, like huh? It was clear seme was interested in uke but I found this and that to have nothing to do with each other... Anyway, due to his resentment of seme getting all the girls he likes, uke starting ignoring seme at their college even though seme tried to get close to uke every chance he got, that’s why anti-social seme came to all of uke’s parties. Okay, I get why I was so annoyed with this story when it first started. I mentioned it started too fast right? Well, I’m reading chapter 4 and I can confirm IT DID (start too abruptly). Because chapter 4 is what got my fangirl squeeing in glee. This chapter is how it should have started. The author, editor wanted to start from the middle and work back to a flashback but the execution didn’t deliver. Like it really felt like I was started reading from the middle and I didn’t like that because I always felt it was rushed but now knowing how they’re relationship started, how they got to meet for the first time and how such a loner would ever even enter a college beauty pageant makes total sense now. It was all uke’s persistence. Maybe they wanted to start off with snow and snowboarding to stay true to the title but really they honestly should have started with chapter 4 (maybe but of how the college life and onesided rivalry with uke before for context). I mean, we still get to know how seme is a snowboarder and this chapter built the excitement you get from thinking “omg I’m going to love this so much!” which is what we should have felt from the beginning because this story IS GOOD. I’m honestly really annoyed with how poorly they structured it because I feel robbed of getting into a good story. Ugh, whatever it is, this was such a good story and definitely “E++” and maybe in my “F-“ if I feel . Seme is so in love with his uke waiting forever for 3 years, desperate to be near him and taking any chance he can get to be with uke even if uke hated him at the time but then uke also falls deeply in love with him being insecure about him going to Canada and all. Only thing lacking was the way it was presented which would have been so much better had they started NOT from the damn middle. And also wish we saw more of SemePOV (they only had one bonus chapter for his POV). Timelines were kinda confusing to me because I still don’t know if that first snowboarding trip where seme pounded on uke like a beast was after 3 years pining for him or if that was not long after he discovered he was in love and in lust with uke... Other than that it’s a lovely story and I love how he wants his uke so bad and rims him and makes him feel good.

Complete (read 6 chapters). NOOOO I DON’T WANT THIS TO END NEED MOOOOOORE!!! Apparently, this manga wasn’t very popular in Japan so no extras... I’m here thinking WHAT?!!!!! HOW?!!!!! HOW COULD THEY!!!! THIS WAS SOOO FCKIN GOOD (just that I wished seme secretly had feelings for uke while bullying him and didn’t understand them but how he actually genuinely is in love with uke now makes up for it!!)!!!! SO DEVASTATED THERE’S NOT MORE *SADDDDD* Enoda x Shinoyama Mei. Classmates. Gakuran. Bully x victim. Delinquent x social outcast. Victim vengeance. Handsome seme. Good-looking seme. Piercings seme. Playboy type seme. Earrings seme. Tsundere seme. Jealous seme. Implied Big Dick seme (uke saw and exclaimed “H-HUGE!”). Erection seme. Tenting trousers seme. Hard-on seme. Gloomy uke. Dark uke. Goth type uke. Intercrural sex. Butt cheeks sex. Ass cheeks spreading. Mentioned masturbation seme (he admitted to jerking off thinking of fucking uke’s thighs while not under the influence of uke’s Neesan’s potions haha). Uke is sick and tired of the daily bullying from seme and his crew enlists his gothic voodoo sister Nee-san’s help to create a drug but instead of the horrible diarrhoea the bully was supposed to have, she mistakenly gave him a love potion instead. Only thing is I REALLY hope it wasn’t an actual love potion and wish the bully was bullying him because he had intense gay feelings for uke teehee. Seme bully is a real piece of shit but damn he’s hot. Lol they got found out by a fudanshi classmate Minagawa who’s fanboying over their “moe” “relationship” and meddling in their affairs to make them make up as he’s rooting for them, HAHA. Minagawa (fudanshi) is totally me hahahaha. But ey, this is SO HOT I WANT MOARRRRRRR!!!!! This is one of those recently rare works where I am POSITIVELY *DYING* to know what happens next! Like so so badly, this is definitely “E+” due to the bully x victim kink and may even go in my “F” if things play out well. I wanna know what happens next! I want moooore!! FUCK I LOVE THIIIIIISSSS!!! Okay so, though it’s not the premise I want where delinquent seme secretly had feelings for gloomy uke and hated feeling that way and thus bullied him out of spite only to have the love potion be a placebo that only makes them bare their true feelings, they do start to genuinely like each other after voodoo Nee-san’s drugs plays with their emotions (first the love potion on seme, then a hardcore aphrodisiac on both seme and uke and then a memory losing drug on seme who loses all his memories except for the fact that he thinks he’s dating uke and they confessed, kissed and had sex (which they hadn’t yet just fingering and intercrural sex)) which is nice. Because both feel things for each other when not under the influence of woodoo Neesan’s drugs even though they played a role in either changing or enhancing the feelings of hate and disdain they held for each other. I love how seme is so attracted to uke and lets his lust become more emotional and just UGH. And it’s FUNNY. One of the rare BL works that made me chuckle/cackle.

Reading (at chapter 6). It looks cute but I sort of lost interest. SemePOV. Sunwoo x Kang Leo. Salarymen. Subordinate x boss. Employee x Manager. Younger seme x older uke. Human x Animal. Human x Cat. Human x Anthromorph. Fair x tanned. Blonde x dark-haired. Handsome seme. Clumsy seme. Hetare seme. Screw up seme. Tanned uke. Kemonomimi uke. Cat uke.

Complete (5 chapters+extra). 8 full penetrative sex scenes (1st c01; 2nd-3rd c02 but just shown quickly as side note of 2 times in same session but still counts as it’s shown; 4th c03 car sex; 5th c04; 6th & 7th c05 fully naked condom sex but after coming seme went again immediately; 8th in extra naked hard sex; implied 1x extra in c01 after they had a hot long go). I love how at first it looks like it’s a onesided love on uke’s part who’s madly pining for him but as you read on you realise it’s the seme who’s totally mad about uke and when you get seme’s POV you see that he was CRAZY about uke even before uke fell for him, lol. Those are my favorite kind oh stories. And Seme is just stunning really haha. Jet black hair and black coal deep eyes. I LOVE THIS!! This is so cute, her chibis and expressions are funny and adorable. And HOT!!! Yep this is a favourite with a SUPER JEALOUS (adorable) SEME!! Definitely “E++” and “F-“. This is a funny, lovable, hilarious, sweet, hot hot hot, even touching story.... I absolutely love this... So sexy seme fcking uke out of jealous and possessive anger (c02&03). WHY DID IT END AT 5 CHAPTERS I WANTED MORE!!! I am so happy they made an extra yayyyy (October 26, 2022). SemePOV (c04-05). Ryujiro x Mashiro Keita. Straight x gay (Gay x Gay in actuality). 24 x 24. Reunion. Friends from high school. Sex friends. Married couple with rings (extra). Living together (extra). Popular x delinquent. Salaryman x convenience store clerk. Ex-delinquent uke. Unrequited love (both uke and seme). Longtime onesided love (both). Secret love (both). Seme falls in love first. Longtime unrequited onesided love seme. Stupid couple (both needlessly getting heart broken by each when they’re madly secretly in love with each other). Handsome seme. Gorgeous seme. Stunning seme. Black haired beauty seme. Manly seme. Popular seme (with everyone ladies as well). Pseudo-expressionless seme. Blasé seme. Kind seme. Super persistent seme (to get uke any way). Good cook seme. Coward seme. Cowardly seme (for uke’s love he’ll do absolutely anything to get uke but too scared of uke’s rejection so isn’t honest). Cool uke. Bay boy uke. Piercings uke. Earrings uke. Yankee uke. Strong uke. Manly uke. Muscular uke. Kizudarake uke. Tsundere uke. Strong uke. Smitten uke. Crybaby uke. Oblivious uke. Clueless uke. Obsessed seme. Deeply in love seme. Madly in love seme. Deeply pining seme. Seme who’s crazy about uke. Whole world is uke seme. Super jealous seme. LOTS of SUPER JEALOUS SEME. Possessive seme. LOTS JEALOUS SEX (fucking) SEME. Sulking jealous seme. Car sex. Cockblock seme. Masturbating seme (to uke’s jacket; implied he kept jerking off to it many times) (c04). Tokoroten uke (c01&03&05&extra). Tokoroten fingerfcking uke (c02). Confession uke (first). Confession seme. Proposal seme (telling uke he wants to be together forever after mutual feelings). Seme pretending to be straight because he wanted uke so bad. Only into straight guys gay uke (because of seme). Mutual pining. Clueless uke who doesn’t believe seme could ever fall for him as he’s straight so is happy they can have sex yet tried to get over seme to move on. Uke madly secretly in love with straight seme but afraid to lose him so doesn’t tell him and instead sleeps with straight men from heartbreak and gets rejected by them with seme nursing his broken heart by sleeping with him. Uke was a delinquent back in high school with no friends but seme was the only one who stubbornly pursued him for friendship. Seme already acting like a loving boyfriend cooking uke’s favourite dishes and soothing uke’s “broken heart” when he gets dumped by straight men... Seme is a generous lover who makes sure uke get pleasure above his own by touching his cock and being tender even though he straight. Seme saying uke’s name and “I love you” over and over and over and over again while having sex and fucking him after their feelings are reached (openly mutual). Uke freaks out thinking he’ll get the wrong idea and think seme has feelings for him if he’s being so tender and loving. Uke we know seme is deeply in love with you or else why would a straight guy get so hard and happily fuck you in the arse if he wasn’t, lol. Even though seme is nice to everyone it’s obvious he wouldn’t do that for any gay male friend. Seme advises use it’s better if he goes out with gay guys so as not to get his heart broken and keep getting injured from their break up fights yet still sleeps with uke even though he himself is straight lol. Turns out uke has only ever slept with seme. Affair started when uke made an off handed comment about not being able to stand it if he doesn’t have sex and seme offered himself. Super jealous seme being super jealous any time uke has a new guy crush and fucking uke possessively. Obviously the way seme takes care of and cares for uke it’s clear he’s in love with him but uke keeps thinking how much he wishes seme could love him and that’s he ends up “straying” to try and get over seme. Uke-kun doesn’t realise he’s really cheating since seme has already claimed uke and made himself uke’s boyfriend hahaha. Jealous seme who jealousy sulks for days after uke says he likes someone else. Jealousy sex with seme trying to fuck some sense into uke (lol) to make him see he only needs seme no other guys. I LOVE THIS SO HARD! Both are so adorably DUMB in love because they love each other so much they’re too stupid to see each other’s very obvious feelings for each other. Idiotic madly in love couple whose sexual presence was shaped by each other haha. Seme had been onesidedly crushing and in love with uke way before uke that he lost a penalty game (batsu game) on purpose back in high school just to be able to kiss uke somehow before they graduated and went their separate ways. Seme was literally ALL about uke... kept obsessively saying uke’s name on his own... And thought that he’d just be stuck with loving uke for the rest of his life (before they reunited again years later). OMG.

Reading (read chapter ?). I know I’ve read this before but I don’t know where I am as I’d have to look at my list but I remember loving this, it’s laugh out loud hilarious. Tashiro x Ebihara. College students. Kouhai x Senpai.

Complete (read chapter 5.5). 2 full penetrative sex scenes in end. This is so cute, fluffy and sexy with uke’s “erotic accidents” and I love that seme is so happy about uke’s accidents with seme as the “victim”, haha. Uke/SemePOV. Agano Shinichi x Nanbu. Esthetician x convenience store clerk. Suit x plain. Gay x uke. Handsome seme. Gorgeous seme. Manly seme. Masculine seme. Big seme. Smitten seme. Affectionate seme. Sweet seme. Gentle seme. Seme so in love. Clumsy uke. Sweet uke. Ex-salaryman uke. Cute uke. Smitten uke. Uke so in love.

Compare (read chapter 5). 2 full penetrative sex scenes (first time c04). This is sweet and so funny! Characters are hilarious, uke, seme, uke’s friends pseudo-delinquents! I absolutely LOVE THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UPDATE PLEEEEEASE!!! Like mentioned in a few of the beastman/furry works, I’m getting into furry all because of Beastars, lol. I’m sold now… especially on furry wolf semes but this one just looked really good and I’ve never even seen a cat one before! Usually it’s always dogs. Adorable little brother of seme, Gouta that uke becomes really close with. Mikejima Mao x Inoda Nagi. High school students. Hate to love relationship. Rivalry. Beastman x human. Furry x human. Cat x human. Tall seme. Male calico cat seme. Rare breed seme. Serious seme. Uptight seme. Antisocial seme. Blunt seme. Cold seme (in a funny cat-like way). High and mighty seme (cat behaviour). Cold tsundere seme (more like his cat-like habit of being dishonest with his feelings and not admitting being emotionally swayed by uke). Keeps people at a distance seme. Loner seme. Cat punch seme (c01), hahaha. Good big brother seme. Stupid uke (in a hilarious way). Manly uke. Super Kind-hearted uke (who saves kids from bullies (seme’s little brother Gouta) and even cooks for kid when he sees he’s going hungry). Kind-hearted dumb uke. Tsundere uke. Tanned uke. Yankee uke who sucks at fighting haha. Good cook uke. Caring uke (to seme’s little brother). Good big brother type uke. Good at house chores uke. Bullied as a kid uke. Bullied as a kid seme. Seme cat doesn’t trust people as he was bullied just because he was a rare and special breed of cat so kept people at a distance so as not to get hurt and his little brother Gouta too. Seme shunned from family (he left his parents and brought up his little brother as they were being abused by them and wanted to protect his little brother). Despite being cats and dogs with seme (always yelling and bickering), for seme’s little brother’s sake, uke comes over to cook for them as he’s worried they’re always eating konbini meals and it’s not good for a little growing boy like Gouta. Erection seme (2x). Hard-on seme (2x). Tenting trousers seme. Big dick seme. Huge dick seme. Jealous seme (c05; at uke being close to his guy friends) and admitting he’s incredibly jealous. Sexy jealous sex with seme fucking uke fueled by jealousy from uke being too sexy and erotic, haha. Seme gets an erection during their catnip tussles seme couldn’t resist finding uke and his reactions too cute. Aww a forever bickering couple! Chapter 5 sex scene is especially hot because seme is mad with lust for sexy uke who he says hot even more erotic and is jealous while fucking uke being insecure that uke is cheating on him because he’s just too erotic, like, “you’re *thrust* not doing this *slam* with another *pound* man right? You’re too erotic, I won’t forgive you if you’re letting another man do this to you! *thrust*thrust*thrust*,” lol.

UTD (read chapter 243). Watched both seasons of the anime so it leaves off at 91 but I started at 89. 219: I must admit that I was SO DEEPLY ANNOYED that the author made Iruma summon Kalego as familiar a second time. I knew this whole drama was set up for that but when he finally broke the contract I was so happy and hopeful but then that stupid MF author redid that whole shit. This is the one thing from this whole manga that has TRULY PISSED ME TF OFF FROM THIS STUPID AUTHOR. I feel like she’s not letting the main character grow AT ALL. She could have used any number of plot device to prevent that from happening again. FCK I REALLY WANTED TO SEE HIM SUMMON AN ACTUAL NEW AND COOL FAMILIAR NOT MF KALEGO AGAIN FFFF. And to think he looks exactly MF same?!!! Like Iruma May be a softie but he has grown so much and become powerful in his own right, why couldn’t the summoned Kalego as a familiar appear cooler?!! Iruma is no longer that weak frightened 14 year-old who would dodge anything as a survival mechanism… siiiigh.

Completed (read chapter 6). 2 full penetrative sex scenes (first time c04; 2nd c06). Very explicit! This was surprisingly funny and sweet! I actually laughed out loud on chapter 2 when they accidentally swapped bags and traded hand mixers for motorized dildos and whipped it out to their surprised and shocked coworkers/client hahaha LMFAO. I love how seme starts of actually fall for uke and completely forget that it’s his job to be kind and have sex with the customer. He actually loses himself in uke and drowns himself in the love he feels. Uke/SemePOV. Katagiri Kei x Naruse Kouji. “Travel host” x client. Male escort x client. Sex industry seme. Straight x gay. Older seme x younger uke. 29 x 19. 10 years age gap. Handsome seme. Manly seme. Tall seme. 181cm x 170cm. Playboy seme. Ripped seme. Sexy body seme. Hot body seme. Super hetero seme. Hetero sex seme (c02 as he’s with female client). Lonely seme. Seme did uke dirty by bullshitting his way through for their 3-hour service without giving uke any actual erotic experience which was cheap of seme. But seme is a women only playboy. But seme really falls for uke though and uke is his re first love. Anal masturbation uke (dildo). Naked body massage (c04). Bully seme (sex). Fingerfucking. Condom sex. Barebacking. Anal creampie. Explosive dripping creampie.