What if nipples were replaced with an extra pair of eyes?
What if eyes were replaced by nipples???
What if I glued my thumbs to my nipples??
What if your thumbs hung down from your nostrills??
What if my thumbs were my nostrils??
What if nippled were hard forever ??
What if your nipples had nostrills ??
IQ increased by 89
What if your brain had nipples ??
What if....wait.....does your brain wear clothes ??
No,my brain wears only a pair of boots.
Bro, what if my fingers turn into penises??? If they get swollen...does that mean my penis fingers are hard and I have to...."rub" it.? And if they're swollen, will it hurt or feel good????
Wack your dick hands on the funinture to find out if it will feel good ;)
I'll write that down. ;)
Same, I'm in tears, sis!
You guys scared of dick fingers?? Why tho???
I thought that we were all giant walking talking eating penises
I just saw this and came back here to share it XD
http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/nindan_danshikou_de_ninshin_shita_ore/uu/nindan_danshikou_de_ninshin_shita_ore-chapter-1/47/
Picture this:
You're eating Doritos (Nacho Cheese) on your couch and 5-10 minutes later, you're done eating your Doritos. You crumble the bag, throw it in the trash, and then you sat back down on the couch watching T.V. and wait a minute-
You forgot to lick the delectable cheese powder off your penis fingers! You lick your lips, and you seductively suck the cheese powder off of your penis finger one by one until it's clean. Once you're done, you walk to the bathroom to wash your hands you were satisfied with not only the Doritos...but the taste of your fingers. You walk back to your couch, sit down... and act like everything is normal.
Your nipples will squirt tears. XD
Omg that’s where I got my thought!
Oh lord have mercy. I need Jesus and some holy water.
Same
I feel you sis, holy water indeed
why did i click on this
i knew something was wrong the moment i saw spongebob in the link
Now I can say I've seen it all.
Dang it curiosity!!! I literally have goosebumps rn. This is worse than any guro/shota/beastiality stories that I've read. Wow, excuse me while I throw myself in a volcano
(⊙…⊙ )(⊙…⊙ )(⊙…⊙ )(⊙…⊙ )(⊙…⊙ )(⊙…⊙ )
I may have ruined many life’s, but it had to be seen.
What manga is the character “ meatballs marinara “ from? http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/bousou_kareshi/an/bousou-kareshi-chapter-3.html/3/
A yaoi where the uke used to be small and cute, but then grew tall and strong over time? ( not Neko x Neko cuz I’ve already read it) thx
Any yaoi were the seme has a simple or stupidish face, but he actually has a good body?
Ff
me
Oh no...i regret saying that...oh no...
Lol (≧∀≦) no deleting this comment
Lol
Plz recommend a yaoi were the seme has a simple and stupidish face, but has a good body.
I bought 7 motherfucking turtle neck shirts.
Do I have permission to call you Voldetort?
Indeed, Harry.
Voldemort is my past, present, and future
turtlenecks are nice
god i wish this were me
hahaha
Roses are red, violets are blue
It’s early in the morning
When will I sleep?
Haven’t got a clue.
I’m here reading
I don’t sleep so my eyes are bleeding.
So I guess it’s almost day
My existence is pointless
Hooray! Also I suck at poems
Can somebody recommend a yaoi were the seme is very tall and big, but doesn’t talk because he’s shy? Thanks.
http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/sign_language/?av=5 ... does not talking bc he's deaf count?
I’ve read that. It’s cute :)
It’s adorable, but I’ve already seen it
A yaoi were a character sees his best friend having sex, then that person can’t see the other person the same way because of that. Preferably the seme would see the uke having sex, but anything’s good (づ￣ ³￣)づ.