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Ahem, not that weird but when we were 16 or so, my class decided to host a barbecue in the classroom at the last week of school. We managed to snuck 2 air fryers and 5 portable grills, meat, some vegetables and garlic bread. My physics and arithmetics teachers and even the inspector participated too haha. We improvised two table tennis with our des......

There's a teacher that I like and one day on his class I was sketching at my drawing book while he's lecturing. I didn't notice that he's standing in front of my seatmate. Then he confiscate the drawing pad of my seatmate and my drawing book. He looked at my drawing book and just smile at me. Then I realized that there's a fucking yaoi drawing on t......

Well theres weird and fucked up situations I remember but these are the memorable ones - A girl decided to just beat another girl with the door of a locker while everyone was changing for p.e, very gruesome, (⊙…⊙ ) -there was a time where I was doing my business in a stall and a special kid decided to crawl under the stall to MY stall and t......

Uh, I was reading yaoi and my teacher peeked over my shoulder (I was really tired this day, and somehow I didn't notice her. Teachers smh ) she looked at my screen, nodded her head, then left. The funniest thing is that we were doing a assignment in class, I was just bored so I started reading while we were doing the assignment. She just didn’t ......

Some girl drew a dick on my white bra her name was Jordan lee

I'll drop a few since all of the things I can remember are pretty short and sweet 1. Some kid in sophomore year just took a shit while standing in class (he was wearing shorts) it fell to the floor and literally no one touched it and made no comment about it 2. Numerous bomb threats I think there were three by the time I graduated and an attempted ......

The most memorable situations were: The time I fell but first onto my crush in 6th grade(he made an oof sound pffft I’m not that heavy I promise) Also the time in 2nd grade I attacked a boy on our way home because he was rude to me, and I pulled his pants half way down

Let’s all team up to sacrifice bob to the devil, anyways when I was little I thought it was ok to eat dog food, so every time when my parents weren’t looking I ate a crap ton of dog food. Had to go to the doctors because I ate so much frucking dog food, and explosive diarrhea, then ate some more god damn dog food until my parents found out.