Hospital room sex? Uhm... Did the nurses get to wipe the uke's body before the horny couple engage in sexual activities? Cause, hygiene, y'know... Or is that the seme's kink? One of my ex had a belly button fetish (the smell). Now he's a registered sex offender. The uke should at least clean his butthole before they fuck or that poopoo is about to have worms and slugs in it. There's something about hospital food, y'know... It's disgusting!
I want that black van to run over me, so that when they come check on me while I am laying on the floor with half of my intestines out, I can kidnap Wooyeon and bring him back to my sex dungeon. If I hook him up with 100 STD-filled prostitutes at once, will he become sane? :/ I wonder...
Im new here so hey everybody *bows* Nice to meet fellow fujoshis! *giggles*
Also, I came here because I'm trying to find a Yaoi where there was two brothers in love with each other. One of them had glasses the other loved getting buttfucked. They were in highschool. I think they were fighting for class president. Also they had an STD arc? I think. TY!
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I also have a kink for tight underwear. Unfortunately, no men in my household wear tight underwear. One wears briefs, the two other wear really loose, shit-stained boxers. Boohoohoo. I just want to be teleported in a yaoi so that I can live this fantasy. I don't care even if I get reincarnated as a soap bar that cleans people's pubes. I am so desperate.*sighs*
Are the father and daughter bed-sharing? That's extremely dangerous for the baby. Although, it is the father's choice, at the end of the day, if he wants to kill his baby or keep it. Maybe, he has postpartum depression and wants to kill his daughter? That's really sad. This could have been prevented if he had breastfed his baby from the start. That would have increased their bond. I mean... I say, keep the baby... Like, if the father sent her to Jeffrey Epstein's island, that would kind of be better than killing her? or not? Like, she'd actually be alive, y'know. Just please don't kill her!! ╥﹏╥ Ratio
YASS Mr.Seme !! Fuck him till he ends up in a coma!!! Hehe. Being in a coma is actually my dream cause if someone took advantage of me while I was in a coma, I would finally get laid. But that's beside the point. The seme is so hot. Does the carpet match the drapes?
I want the author to inject Dan with sex toys again. I would recommend a urinary catheter type of sex toy. It would be very wild and kinky. ლ(´ڡ`ლ) I would also recommend two mini vibrators strapped to each nipples, so they feel less lonely. I would also recommend the sex to take place in my backyard so I can watch it all afternoon. I am free on Wednesday, just saying! (づ￣ ³￣)づ
I've always wanted to fuck someone as handsome and packed as the seme, but sadly that's very unachievable. The only time I can explore such sexual desires is at night time through astral projection. When I leave my body, I visit my neighbour and jerk off to him. He looks like Andrew Tate, but he is from Iran. He also has hair, so he looks like the Seme from this manwha. I have no friends so I am quite lonely. I too would like to stroll around at night with my neighbour one day.
I remember being extremely jealous of the uke's big asshole, not to mention his big booty hole. I wanted that bad boy figure so bad. So much so that, I did the kylie jenner lip challenge but for my butt cheeks. Basically, I sat on the toilet, but like deep in there, for like 1 hour and I kinda got the results. I dunno. Just wanted to put that out there.
If you were trapped on a reality tv show like Big Brother or Love Island, who would you choose as contestants??? Personally, I would choose Jake from Shutline. We'd be the type of couple to lock ourselves in the bathroom and go at it all night long. (⌒▽⌒) Then I'd choose Jaekyung from Jinx. We'd be the type of couple to fuck all day long unde......
I am gonna miss my big boy Jake. To cope with the news of the hiatus, I think I'm gonna start going to local police stations and ask for volunteers to peg me. But I know, nothing compares to Jake's flaming hot dog. :( Now, I am crying! Come back soon Jake, we, fujoshis will miss you so much! I hope that in the future, Jake turns into a cam boy so I can jerk off to him every night!! (⌒▽⌒)