this is lowkey pathetic but i almost fucking died falling off the monkey bars at school. i tried to jump down bc i didnt know how to swing and fell right on my butt. broke my wrist somehow, but the real shit was that i fucked up my spine. at the time, I was lying on the ground with the wind knocked out of me and i couldnt breathe through the pain. ......
Better make sure there’s showers or else im ditchin y’all, if the attempt fails, I’ll get the fridge as hostage and make everyone pay so i can bribe whoever the fuck locked us in
I am straight, but I like to say I'm a little bent due to how I like to express my sexuality. I am a practitioner of BDSM, a masochistic submissive. For those who don't know what that means, it means that I like it when people inflict pain upon me, humiliate me, and make me submit to them (i.e. following their orders, being punished for not doing w......
Oh god, I must have imagined this a million times. The first thing I'd do is masturbate, so that I can finally know what it feels like to orgasm (sad, I know). Then I'd find a good-looking man and get it in. Like, a lot. Bang him until I can't get it up anymore (or he can't, whichever happens first....most likely him, my sex drive has been too much......
I got mine pierced a couple of months ago and I found it to be worth it. It’s not super painful, but it will be sore for a while, especially if you wear anything that might rub up against it or get caught on it while it’s healing (i.e. jeans, any kind of non-stretch pant, short, or skirt, tight shirts, etc.). You’ll also want to do your home......
What was your near death experience and how did it feel?