"Oh don't worry! Even though I am 1,000,000 years old, at least I look 15! As long as I don't tell my age in the court, we should still get together. Even if you're a teen, and I'm basically an old man!"
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"Oh don't worry! Even though I am 1,000,000 years old, at least I look 15! As long as I don't tell my age in the court, we should still get together. Even if you're a teen, and I'm basically an old man!"
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