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You missed me

Damn right I did, fuck man where were you. I haven't seen you in a thread for so long. I thought you pulled a dad and left me.

Wait a second..... this is a different bomblo the profile pic is different. Right? Or am I stupiderer rn dude.

My dumby thicc ass didn't know how to change the profile pic and I was a Facebook default pic for a while

Were the claps of your ass cheecks distracting you honey. We all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo.

It's not the mistakes that bother me rather it's the flukes that scar me

Wh- what happened? (I ask hesitantly)

It all started the day I met your mother

Anyone would be scarred after my creator I excepted something weak and unimportant...I'm sorry for your loss of sleep and innocence.

WOAH THERE BUCKAROO i just talked to your mom I did not fuck her!!!! More than anything youll be surprised to find out who your dad is

(Laughs in child support) old Jimmy ol pal, I have 3 possible options to who my father is. 1, my current dad and my mother's ex boyfriend. 2, the guy she cheated with. 3, the other guy she cheated with. It was all around the same time and I look like my mother so my father could be any one of them.

Unless my dad is a random crackhead on the street with his 5th divorce and a crippling gambling addiction, I wont be surprised in the slightest.

Ashafda now I'm more curious about your age

I'll only say this, I'm not legal yet. However as the school janitor once said, "the younger the better"

Im not legal yet either but the school janitor almost raped my friend so the younger the better it is

Janitor: *tries fucking molesting a child*

You, eating popcorn: "Haha, ah yes the younger the better lol XD"

I'm gonna go into a shota yaoi and type "the younger the better" to any snowflakes. Sometimes I think I'm a masochist....

Its ok im a sadist. we match.

I cut my own bangs just two days ago with gardening scisscors because i was feeeling a little edgy

I'd be the one to top dont forget that bucko

I gave myself a haircut using the bathroom mirror because I was to lazy to maintain it.