This is all I could think about at the end of the chapter …

Shrek rewards his most loyal followers with deep penetration. Devote yourself to shrek and forget your thoty self all will be rewarded.

The post I have been conversing with you somehow seems to always have a mention of Shrek. Are you ok?

(づ￣ ³￣)づ yeah! You play that role(๑•ㅂ•)و✧,

Once you have converted to the ways of Shrek, it is physically and existentially impossible to go back. If you try to turn away from the ways of Shrek, he will surely punish you.

Stop trying to promote your Shrek themed sex cult

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zCsUvUs6vuA

Here, this is the turning point in my life when I fell in love with our lord and savior shrek. Watch it and be...enlightened.

Never, and dont you dare call it something dirty like a sex cult. Shrek is pure and wonderful.

Ok fine, I'll stop ╥﹏╥

It's all ogre now

It's never ogre ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

Y- you guys watched it? I'm proud.

Shrek is love shrek life

That video transformed me. I wanna be on all fours for shrek

If he fucked a 9 year old he would fuck a great man such as yourself who releases chaotic culture vibes. All you have to do is become a devoted follower of shrek and he'll be spreading your ass cheeks.

You sound like you have experience

n-no baka...its not like my uncle taught me the ways of shrek and how to devote myself through deep penetration or anything. You idiot...

I- you know what nvm
https://www.verywellmind.com/ways-to-cleanse-your-mind-and-body-89841
please let me help

Thanks bro! That really helped, during the tounge scraping step my uncle decided to help me. Anyways here's this in return you deserve it!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ub82Xb1C8os

This the most ultimate betrayal. I trusted you my brethren

Today you have learned to never trust the Pimp_Master69

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