LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT JESUS

after reading 1,000 plus of Uncensored Dick Yaoi, i there for conclude that my Horn now is bigger than my Halo

（/TДT)/ wait you still got a halo??? i lost mine lol

lolllllll

You're free to try.

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I actually brought a scraper not too long ago you see. My horn's taller than the wall of china. My Mother is basically sprinkling me with holy water everytime she sees me ai tsk

i think even drowning in holy water will not be enough for us, and here i am, just done reading Anaconda Dick

yaaassss my halo disappeared long ago when i saw a container of holy oil (ACTUAL BLESSED HOLY OIL!!!!!!!) and immediately thought it was lube. That moment I heard the song highway to hell playing in the back of my mind... ╮(￣▽￣)╭

lollllllll your my master