What if eyes were replaced by nipples???
What if I glued my thumbs to my nipples??
What if your thumbs hung down from your nostrills??
What if my thumbs were my nostrils??
What if nippled were hard forever ??
What if your nipples had nostrills ??
IQ increased by 89
What if your brain had nipples ??
What if....wait.....does your brain wear clothes ??
No,my brain wears only a pair of boots.
Bro, what if my fingers turn into penises??? If they get swollen...does that mean my penis fingers are hard and I have to...."rub" it.? And if they're swollen, will it hurt or feel good????
Wack your dick hands on the funinture to find out if it will feel good ;)
I'll write that down. ;)
Same, I'm in tears, sis!
You guys scared of dick fingers?? Why tho???
I thought that we were all giant walking talking eating penises
I just saw this and came back here to share it XD
http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/nindan_danshikou_de_ninshin_shita_ore/uu/nindan_danshikou_de_ninshin_shita_ore-chapter-1/47/
Picture this:
You're eating Doritos (Nacho Cheese) on your couch and 5-10 minutes later, you're done eating your Doritos. You crumble the bag, throw it in the trash, and then you sat back down on the couch watching T.V. and wait a minute-
You forgot to lick the delectable cheese powder off your penis fingers! You lick your lips, and you seductively suck the cheese powder off of your penis finger one by one until it's clean. Once you're done, you walk to the bathroom to wash your hands you were satisfied with not only the Doritos...but the taste of your fingers. You walk back to your couch, sit down... and act like everything is normal.
Your nipples will squirt tears. XD
Omg that’s where I got my thought!
What if nipples were replaced with an extra pair of eyes?