I'd be inconsolable if my cat turned into a human, he'd just be a fat middle aged man.

HAHAHAH this is so funny

LMFAOOO

He literally wakes me up by poking me in the eye or smacking my face and once he accidentally got one of his claws hooked on the insides of my nose, oh lord I thought someone was trying to gimme a new piercing on my fking nose.