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This is off topic, but are you an Army (づ￣ ³￣)づ ?
I would roll around on the ground, weeping, holding my arm and saying, "Oh, it hurts, it hurts. Why did you try to kill me, Oppa." And do that until everyone turns agaiinst him. Then excuse myself to go to the bathroom, bruise up my arm really badly so it's obviously damaged, then sue the shit out of Oppa.
Even tho this is off topic....If anyone threw a chair at meh (...) I would throw one back plus a slap