To sum it up-------- Weirdo: Live in this cool mansion, kitten I don't particularly care for. -dog noises- Weirdo: WAIT NO KITTEN COME BACk!! Hottie: Dude that your cat Weirdo: No man Hottie: cool I'll keep it Weirdo: I suddenly care for this cat Hottie: Just visit it Weirdo: Cool Hottie: Tell me an embarrassing story ;) (so I can creepily insert you into my novel to genderbend & fantasy fuck you) Weirdo: Well, shit I'm in love, but also did u kill ur wife. Hottie: No lol she lives Weirdo: Bless -sex scene-
To sum it up--------
Weirdo: Live in this cool mansion, kitten I don't particularly care for.
-dog noises-
Weirdo: WAIT NO KITTEN COME BACk!!
Hottie: Dude that your cat
Weirdo: No man
Hottie: cool I'll keep it
Weirdo: I suddenly care for this cat
Hottie: Just visit it
Weirdo: Cool
Hottie: Tell me an embarrassing story ;) (so I can creepily insert you into my novel to genderbend & fantasy fuck you)
Weirdo: Well, shit I'm in love, but also did u kill ur wife.
Hottie: No lol she lives
Weirdo: Bless
-sex scene-