HAHAHAHA I CANT SAY DIRTY WORDS ITS TOO MUCH!!
No pls, he is the worst example possible. 'Juicy hole' was the worst
HAHAHAHA
IT WAS BAD BUT U DONT UNDERSTAND MINE IS WORSE
omfg i was joking with my bf one time n tried to do the "dirty talk" AND HE ACTUALLY LAUGHED AND SAID "WHAT IS THIS"
THATS HOW BAD I AM xD
HAHAHA REALLY?
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT DID YOU SAY??
i said smthin like "Can you be my horse? Cuz i wanna ride you." and you do not UNDERSTAND how many things r wrong with that sentence like I JUST CALLED HIM A HORSE xD
I didn't rlly say it seriously cuz its not like i wanted to do any steamy stuff at the time but i atleast wanted to set the mood a BIT
BUT THERE I WAS BEING A FOOL CALLING MY BF A HORSE.
It was fine cuz we just laughed about it n he started saying shit pickup lines n dirty talk to me too n we had a whole competition on who was worse which was fun but stilll
THAT WAS ME TRYING TO BE SEXY N HE JUST LAUGHED
So yh i definitely need to improve loll
Oh god hahahaha I've heard 'I wish you were a bicycle to ride you' but the horse was new
me saying bicycle is better tbh xD
BUT OMG I WAS TALKING TO HIM EARLIER N I WAS SAYING HOW HIS PICK UP LINES R RUBBISH N HE SAID
"are you a dog? Cuz i wanna cum in your mouth" n he was obviously joking cuz hes not into beastiality stuff but it was so random i died xD
But as u can probably see me n my bf r shit at dirty talk n pickup lines loll
Hajun is a professor.
A professor of dirty talk!
I think I'm gonna need you to teach me ;)