HARD SAUSAGE WITH NO TASTE IS THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE A D1CK (⊙…⊙ )

My friend and I were out shopping once and she said something like "it tastes just like suckling on a thumb but it's a d*ck" and the old lady next to us did not approve she got offended and walked off with a dirty look.

WAI- OMG WHAHABWHSBEHDBEHSBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHWHWHAHAHA IT'S SO FUNNY OMG LMFAO